While I can accept a moderate paunch I cannot abide having moobs
, especially when they're visible beneath my t-shirt.
He-vage heroes Have a look - if you can stomach it - at these masters of the man-boob John Travolta The Grease star joined forces with the Bee Gees to spearhead a new fashion craze, unleashing his moobs
in a white polyester suit in 1977's Saturday Night Fever.
I'm older and wiser and the hair on my moobs
is turning white, but I'm essentially the same subversive, cheeky little ape I always was.
The removal of 'man boobs' - or moobs
to coin a term - is a popular request, and not just because of the recent debate about whether M& S should charge women more for bigger bras.
James said: "My moobs
are gone and I have pecs now instead.
Since Simon Cowell (above) returned to join Chezza and Mel B things have been bigger and better, and I'm not just referring to his moobs
PHOTOGRAPHER Richard Frew was under strict instructions to keep my moobs
out of the frame as I took a dip down memory lane yesterday.
We''re used to talking about moobs
and cankles but what about other recent additions to the body parts dictionary like 'chineck'', where neck and chin blends into one, or 'sleevage'' which appears when the top of your arms are fat and they push against your body creating a shape similar to a cleavage.
David resisted the urge to slide his hands down to fondle Simon's moobs
She has also recently supported up-and-coming band The Moobs
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, your knot ends up a mess and the tie itself hangs down past your belt, or comes up way too short, just below your moobs
Male breast reduction operations - to get rid of "man boobs" or moobs
as they're known - are up a staggering 44% from last year and over 1,000% from 2003.