A typical 
hacker response to news that somebody is
having trouble getting work done on a 
toy system or 
bitty box.
The threshold for "real computer" rises with time.  As of
mid-1993 it meant multi-tasking, with a 
hard disk, and an
address space bigger than 16 megabytes.  At this time,
according to 
GLS, computers with character-only displays
were verging on "unreal".  In 2001, a real computer has a one
gigahertz processor, 128 MB of 
RAM, 20 GB of hard disk,
and runs 
Linux.