Puddle Man
PUDDLE Man,
Puddle Man, Splash, splash, splash, Crashing through the water, And making us laugh, Creating dams and waterfalls, And blocking up the drains, Fishing for crabs and sticklebacks When it starts to rain,
Puddle Man,
Puddle Man, Splash, splash, splash, Stamping through the
puddles, With your wellingtons on, Launching litter boats, On imaginary lakes, That are crammed full of sea monsters, And giant water snakes,
Puddle Man,
Puddle Man, You really don't care, If your clothes are soaked, And you've got wet hair, Because soon you'll be going home, To a nice warm bed, With dreams of
puddles, Floating round your head,
Due to an increase in demand,
Puddle Ducks, which began in 2010, has now begun using the facilities at the Grand Hotel, High Gosforth Park, which has become the latest of 14 pools used.
IT'S a dirty trick - a van driver deliberately drives through a huge
puddle to soak a schoolboy A video clip, believed to be filmed in the Edinburgh area, was uploaded to Cameron Paton's Twitter account yesterday, with the caption: "Get back to class ya wet wipe".