| It Can Change World History |
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| The Florida recount in the 2000 U.S. presidential election kept the country in limbo for weeks. The confusing punch card ballot in Palm Beach County gave Pat Buchanan two thousand votes that very likely might have gone to Al Gore. |
| Give Us A Break! |
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| Our dazzling HDTVs do not prevent dopey button naming. This family's salvation was to attach labels on their remote control. |
| Read the Manual (RTFM) |
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| Was there a contest for how ridiculous one could name folders in this camera's memory card (right column)? Is something wrong with just plain Still, Movie, Audio, and Email? |
| Keep the Elevator Door Open |
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| The big red button that catches your eye in this building elevator is for an exceedingly rare emergency. Wouldn't "Big Red" be better as a "Door Open" button? People always scramble to stop the door from closing on someone. |
| A Century of Experience Didn't Help |
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| With a combined 99 years of audio experience, Alan Freedman, author of this encyclopedia (right) and his colleague Pete Hermsen, who built a radio at age eight, struggled in vain to balance the speakers on Freedman's new receiver. The manual was worthless (see RTFM). |
| No Kidding |
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| After changing a password on a website, this user-friendly message appeared. Translated: "we don't have a clue how our software got you here!" |
| Do We Really Need This Message Number? |
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| The last two sentences in this message are sufficient. Why do we need an error message in hexadecimal? However, now and then, Microsoft has led the pack with really superior designs (see good user interface). |
| I Thought My Phone Was a Note II |
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| Why not identify the device by its common name? Samsung woke up later on and displayed the model name everyone knows. |
| Really? |
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| This popped up on an old Android phone. The testing of this software was a bit lax. |
| Da Fup What?? |
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| In English, this means "Allow nearby devices to access your device?" See Device Association Framework. |
| OK. Bad Formula. But Where? |
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| This spreadsheet explains the type of error but never states which cells contain the problem. In other words "you goofed but we're not gonna tell you where." |
| Remotes Are No Exception |
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| Remote control designs are all over the place. Even the volume and channel buttons can be anywhere (red arrows point to Volume Up). |
| Touch Typist Torment |
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| Any touch typist not noticing that the Up Arrow key was in the Right Shift key location would return this laptop immediately. The buyer of this machine actually did. |
| Can't We Agree on Anything |
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| Two wireless charging stations. One displays a red light when charging, the other displays green. |
| Ya Gotta Be Kidding |
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| Very informative. Let's research "Some Error!" |
| Even in 2020 |
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| Why display an error number when this Zoom message means "enable either a passcode or waiting room." Just say it. |
| Priceless |
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| Not related to tech but so silly we had to include it. These instructions were on a charcoal grill. |