Paul Gascoigne, former alcoholically
dependent footballer and the nation's favourite cry baby, has said he wants to put the past behind him by re-inventing himself with an initial and a single digit.
From wide-eyed innocents, fresh from the nest, to fully-grown adults, Freshers is there every step of the way as they develop socially, sexually and alcoholically
They ooze enthusiasm from every pore, they promise that their energy is neither alcoholically
nor chemically enhanced, and they get on up there and dance - all night.
And as we stagger through each emotionally and alcoholically
draining farewell, and the day we leave here draws ever nearer, Owen and I become more and more uncertain.
AROUND about this time of year I like to indulge myself - intellectually as well as alcoholically
- and spark a few arguments in the process.
Complimentary bottles of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen's new range of Room & Body Sprays were dispensed and with G&Ts a fiver a throw, could have been a last resort for the alcoholically