I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
Bowel cancer is the abnormal growth of cells in either the large bowel (colon or intestines) or the back passage
(rectum), which make up the lower digestive tract.
AND Embarrassing Bodies needlessly carrying out a double rectal examination, live in the studio, of healthy 59-year-old Robin's back passage
by Dr Christian Jessen's finger, then a lubed-up 18in ultrasound probe.
Inflammation can affect any part of the digestive system, from the mouth to the back passage
, but most commonly occurs in the last section of the small intestine or the colon.
Andrew Maw, consultant colorectal surgeon at Glan Clwyd Hospital, said: "The problem is that the symptoms of colorectal cancer such as bleeding form the back passage
are common to a variety of colorectal conditions.
I've a sneaking feeling that front-line jobs will be the next to go to India - hence the likelihood of an adenoidallychallenged Brummie voice trying to explain that "Our bab 'as a leak in 'is back passage
from 'is toylit and it's all gittin' froze up" etc.
Officers were adamant the Fazakerley man had hidden the illegal haul in his back passage
, but Mason denied it.
I had been passing blood from my back passage
and the GP said I have polyps which must to be removed.
Freeman's Sixteen Scenarios, 2002, is a disorienting maze of reflective passageways and doors that was installed in the entrance hall of Brooklyn's Central Public Library; Lowe's 2006 "Helter Swelter" exhibition at Oliver Kamm/5BE in New York involved re-creating an entire bodega in the gallery that led, through a back passage
, into a Ken Kesey-style converted Kool Man ice cream truck.
Ray, being Ray, would be wearing shorts, a sweat-stained canvas hat and muddy boots, so I would invite him to enter the rear garden via the back passage
(which is a statement of fact rather than a double entendre).
The minority with an abnormal result will be referred for further investigation and usually will be offered a colonoscopy - a procedure where a flexible tube with a camera is inserted into the back passage
so doctors can see the bowel and take samples if required.
Under a stony layer, continuation of the condemnation packing of the back passage
, up to the far end of the chamber, there were two not completely distinct accumulations of charcoal grains.