and the chap from accounts who insists on buying one for the road, all contribute to possible accidents and a far from happy Christmas.
The event has been organised by BAFTA, who promise a brilliant night of Brummie barminess
spliced with just the right amount of Liverpool wit and wonder.
There isn't one - and that is the fault of the constant shifting of philosophies, management and style that has come with lurching from Martin O'Neill's pragmatism to Paolo Di Canio's full-throttle barminess
and then to Gus Poyet's wish for a patient, passing game that relied on percentages.
By the early 1990s I had progressed to full blown barminess
Unstoppable decline into middle age means I long ago stopped resenting the royal meeting, and have enjoyed it vastly since going with the flow of its benign barminess
impersonations and the downright barminess
of an increasingly eccentric John Motson might consider the alternative on Germany's free-to-air channels.
It's the height of barminess
to have a successful team financially penalised for their efforts, especially when it's the team that either saves your life or restores the quality of that life in the face of disease.
We cannot simply dismiss every example as an isolated case of stupidity or zeal or plain barminess
In keeping with Zafroni's aspirations to poshness, the presentation was arty with a touch of barminess
But for sheer barminess
and cruelty to his fellow man, the mad, mad, unpredictability of his fourth-round win over David Nalbandian yesterday just about takes the biscuit.