Small bulldog clips
to attach your exhibitor number to the pocket of your coat.
- for holding sections of the hair out of the way while you style.
Listen, if you're a Rangers fan and you're dying to know what the Bolton game would have been like, simply attach a couple of bulldog clips
to your haw-maws and spend next Tuesday night watching a 90-minute tape of Ruby Wax and Co on Only Fools On Horses.
The problem, and I may as well come straight out and say it, is bulldog clips.
I began sorting the spaghetti of cables, aerials and miscellaneous wires behind the telly and hi-fi into neat coils holding them tidily together with bulldog clips.
And in another bizarre ritual at the same police station, male recruits were forced to run down corridors with bulldog clips
attached to their nipples.
And a wrinkle-busting technique that doesn't involve bulldog clips
on the back of my head.
Accusations included rookie detectives being forced to run around the police station with bulldog clips
attached to their nipples in an initiation ceremony and one officer being forced to sit in a dog kennel for wearing a brightly coloured shirt.
After 16 million viewers tuned into its bug-eating antics, Big Brother chiefs decided housemates might dine on bulls' testicles, be forced to play a pig or a dog for aday,eata pile of beetles, or strip off to agonisingly cover themselves in bulldog clips
And it's claimed male recruits were made to run down corridors with bulldog clips
on their nipples.