And on a Friday night at the Meow Meow, an all-ages club in southeast Portland, the girls of the Slurps are preparing for their debut.
A few minutes later, the Slurps are assembled near the stage.
They've formed two bands, the Slurps and AMP (that's Awesome Monkey Pronouns).
Each finalist gave his or her quickest slurp before a panel of celebrity judges that included entertainer Ben Vereen; U.
These kids must have awesome slurp training regimens.
We slurp, spit and pronounce, with confidence, with solemn demeanor.
In this age of fairness, (in which we are likely to sink waist deep or worse), is it really fair to judge the effort of the men and women who spent the last year producing a crop, by hand, with one perfunctory slurp and spit?
It comes complete with a silicone lid and slurp
hole, and is the only commuter cup you'll ever need.