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BIFF

(1)
/bif/ (Or "B1FF", from Usenet) The most famous pseudo, and the prototypical newbie. Articles from BIFF are characterised by all uppercase letters sprinkled liberally with bangs, typos, "cute" misspellings (EVRY BUDY LUVS GOOD OLD BIFF CUZ HE'S A K00L DOOD AN HE RITES REEL AWESUM THINGZ IN CAPITULL LETTRS LIKE THIS!!!), use (and often misuse) of fragments of chat abbreviations, a long sig block (sometimes even a doubled sig), and unbounded naivete. BIFF posts articles using his elder brother's VIC-20. BIFF's location is a mystery, as his articles appear to come from a variety of sites. However, BITNET seems to be the most frequent origin. The theory that BIFF is a denizen of BITNET is supported by BIFF's (unfortunately invalid) electronic mail address: <BIFF@BIT.NET>.

[1993: Now It Can Be Told! My spies inform me that BIFF was originally created by Joe Talmadge <jat@cup.hp.com>, also the author of the infamous and much-plagiarised "Flamer's Bible". The BIFF filter he wrote was later passed to Richard Sexton, who posted BIFFisms much more widely. Versions have since been posted for the amusement of the net at large. - ESR]

biff

(2)
/bif/ To notify someone of incoming mail. From the BSD utility "biff(1)", which was in turn named after a friendly golden Labrador who used to chase frisbees in the halls at UCB while 4.2BSD was in development (it had a well-known habit of barking whenever the mailman came). No relation to BIFF.

BIFF

(1) (Binary Interchange File Format) A spreadsheet file format that holds data and charts, introduced with Excel Version 2.2 in 1989.

(2) A novice on the Usenet bulletin board. Also spelled "B1FF," a BIFF is a newbie who tries to be "cool" by, among other things, abbreviating words with clever misspellings. See Usenet and leetspeak.
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He, Paul Quinn, Graham Oliver, Steve "Dobby" Dawson and David Ward came together as Son of a Bitch when Biff was only 15.
Sadly, in 1995 Biff and Derek were killed in a tragic highway accident, and he never got to see me realize my goal
To their doting, worshipful fathers, Biff and Brick are their only true sons, understandable since Hap Loman and Gooper Pollitt have never been mistaken for gods.
David wrote Biff Baff Boff with Timmy Mallet and he has high hopes that it will be a massive Christmas hit.
Then a walker spotted Biff on the ledge at Capelle - Ferne, Kent - and overjoyed Paul rang 999.
2) Biff Baker is riding 2,000 miles to the Canadian border with a friend, a trip that should take about a month to complete.
Well, now that I think about it, I'm happy for you, Biff, even if I did have my heart set on takin' this here buck my ownself.