THE absence of Olympic 400 metres champion Cathy Freeman
from her individual event and the loss, through a combination of post-Olympic retirements and injury, of most of the country's other big-name athletes has left Australia's track and field team facing a bleak time at the Commonwealth Games.
Just imagine Cathy Freeman
, Pat Rafter and Susie O'Neill publicly proclaiming; "We're promoting the following legal, performance-enhancing substances: `CLEAN AIR, PURE WATER and UNCONTAMINATED SOIL
Harry Kewell, David Campese, Shane Warne, Dame Edna Everage, Stan Lazaridis, Kylie Minogue, Greg Norman, Mark Viduka, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Paul Okon, Jason Donovan, Ian Baker-Finch, the Flying Doctors, Mark Bosnich, Steve Waugh, Lleyton Hewitt, Harold Bishop, Crocodile Dundee, Glenn McGrath, Sir Donald Bradman, Cathy Freeman
, Clive James, Mervyn Hughes, Pat Rafter, Rolf Harris, Roy and HG, Aaron Baddeley, Pat Cash, that ruddy Toadfish bloke - your boys took one hell of a beating