Kids will love Yacky Tacky Sticky Turds
that look just like the real thing, pounds 5, Leading Edge.
Mozambique FC played Messi Turds
in the game of the night.
Much better, as well as cheaper, to make them do something useful as well as humiliating - picking up dog turds
and litter while wearing a high-visibility jacket with "liar, liar pants on fire" emblazoned across it.
I like to view them as an antidote to many of the cookie-cutter and prefab piece-of-shit parks that dot the landscape like so many concrete turds
Most modern hunters haven't even heard of these turds
, but they're worth mentioning.
Sardine in Outer Space contains potty humor--the cha-cha fly poops chocolate turds
, and there is a reflection that shows Little Louie seemingly urinating on the planet Bubulina (where Supermuscleman makes his home).
The cleancast faces of these butt-ugly buccaneers arrested viewers with spaghetti junctions of gashes, gouges, and withered wounds where dismembered male genitalia sprouted from empty eye sockets or turds
tumbled from a gaping maw.
Their produce emits such a noxious smell that even my dog - who eats sheep turds
when he gets a chance - shudders as he walks past
As a woman who likes to wrap her turds
in Tiffany boxes and send them to her enemies, it's clearly a subject close to her heart.
There's the man who stockpiles literature from the Krishnas who solicit near his workplace to discourage the Jehovah's Witnesses who ring his doorbell too often and too early; the gentleman who has accumulated nearly half a million copies of AOL's free installation disks, intending to load a hauler, drive it to AOL's headquarters and announce, "You've got mail"; the city dwellers who put tiny flags in the dog turds
their neighbors fail to clean up, and ever so much more.