2I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
It happens when, for some reason, cells that usually line the womb find their way to other areas - often the Fallopian tubes, ovaries, bladder, bowel, intestines, vagina and back passage
. Every time you have your period, blee p they act just as they would if they were in the womb - growing thicker then breaking away and bleeding.
If the rumours are true, this will also be the last Mrs Brown's Boys (BBC1, 9.35pm), as Mammy secures her back passage
and Cathy gets broody.
He attempted to murder cleaner Jaroslaw Janeczek in Aberdeen in 2009 by ramming a mop handle up his back passage
, leaving him with terrible injuries.
Also, in very rare cases, people get melanoma 'where the sun never shines' -in the vagina, back passage
or mouth, so there is still quite a lot that we don't know about its cause.
Everywhere from Back Passage
in London to Peepee Falls in Hawaii.
Hayley said: 'I'm afraid that had I not questioned the long wait I would not be here today.' Her problem was bowel cancer and Hayley, 43, of Glenwood, Llanedeyrn, Cardiff, has signed up to a new drive to help others and spread awareness of a condition that still carries a form of stigma and taboo, even sniggering, when conversations turns to diseases affecting the back passage
Q I HAVE an annoying itch around my back passage
. Although very embarrassed, I went to my GP who prescribed various creams which only work for a while.
She remembers first experiencing symptoms, including bleeding from her back passage
, when she was nine, and then suffering mouth ulcerations, eyesight problems and pains in her bones.
"Joanne's grandfather had to go to hospital this morning after he put his foot through a hole in his back passage
." (Letter to school.)
(Camp was always about innuendo, the famous Italian suppository, which is why Julian "Back Passage
" Clary shouldn't have qualified.)
Q I HAVE bleeding from my back passage
and I am worried I have bowel cancer.