BIFF

(redirected from biffs)
Also found in: Dictionary, Thesaurus, Idioms.

BIFF

(1)

/bif/ (Or "B1FF", from Usenet) The most famous pseudo, and the prototypical newbie. Articles from BIFF are characterised by all uppercase letters sprinkled liberally with bangs, typos, "cute" misspellings (EVRY BUDY LUVS GOOD OLD BIFF CUZ HE'S A K00L DOOD AN HE RITES REEL AWESUM THINGZ IN CAPITULL LETTRS LIKE THIS!!!), use (and often misuse) of fragments of chat abbreviations, a long sig block (sometimes even a doubled sig), and unbounded naivete. BIFF posts articles using his elder brother's VIC-20. BIFF's location is a mystery, as his articles appear to come from a variety of sites. However, BITNET seems to be the most frequent origin. The theory that BIFF is a denizen of BITNET is supported by BIFF's (unfortunately invalid) electronic mail address: <BIFF@BIT.NET>.

[1993: Now It Can Be Told! My spies inform me that BIFF was originally created by Joe Talmadge <jat@cup.hp.com>, also the author of the infamous and much-plagiarised "Flamer's Bible". The BIFF filter he wrote was later passed to Richard Sexton, who posted BIFFisms much more widely. Versions have since been posted for the amusement of the net at large. - ESR]

biff

(2)

/bif/ To notify someone of incoming mail. From the BSD utility "biff(1)", which was in turn named after a friendly golden Labrador who used to chase frisbees in the halls at UCB while 4.2BSD was in development (it had a well-known habit of barking whenever the mailman came). No relation to BIFF.

BIFF

(1) (Binary Interchange File Format) A spreadsheet file format that holds data and charts, introduced with Excel Version 2.2 in 1989.

(2) A novice on the Usenet bulletin board. Also spelled "B1FF," a BIFF is a newbie who tries to be "cool" by, among other things, abbreviating words with clever misspellings. See Usenet and leetspeak.

Mentioned in ?

References in periodicals archive ?

Abu said the offensive was an offshoot of the harassment Saturday morning by BIFF forces in two Army detachments in Barangay Katiko, President Quirino town in Sultan Kudarat.

About 50 BIFF rebels simultaneously attacked the detachment in Barangay Kulasi in General Salipada K.

Abu Misri Mama, speaking for the BIFF, admitted his men attacked the two Army detachments on Saturday.

Army launches artillery attacks vs BIFF camp in Maguindanao

Well, now that I think about it, I'm happy for you, Biff, even if I did have my heart set on takin' this here buck my ownself.

Sensing that his better half meant business this time, Biff had sent his teenage son, Biff, Jr.

Once he had "cracked the pattern" and determined that only the underlined letters in every other word, beginning with the first, counted, Biff read, "Biff will get a buck.

Biff Belcher and the Good Book Buck

Petinglay said the assailants of the unnamed civilians were led by Salah, son of BIFF founder Umbra Kato, who died of diabetes and hypertension two months ago, initially attributing the atrocity to a standing rido or clannish vendetta as possible motive in the killing.

Monday's "incident clearly manifests that the BIFF elements are treacherous and will eventually strike at soldiers who are not involved in actual combat operations if given the opportunity," Petinglay said.

BIFF atrocities in Ramadhan condemned

Edmundo Pangilinan meet with local mayors in Awang, Datu Odin Sinsuat to seek their help in identifying BIFF commanders.

The BIFF, which professes jihadist ideology for an independent state in Mindanao and is opposed to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front's (MILF's) peace deal with the government for enhanced autonomy, has major enclaves in Maguindanao and minor camps in some villages of Pikit, Midsayap, and Aleosan towns in North Cotabato.