Each unit features an all-brick maintenance free facade
and such appointments as cathedral ceilings, granite countertops in both the kitchen and bath, high-end stainless steel appliances, fireplaces, hard-wood floors throughout, in unit washer and dryers, crown molding, and custom closets, to name just a few of the premier attributes.
He was there to inform me that the spectacularly unkempt appearance of our house had made us likely candidates for a free facade
makeover on a new TV show titled: "Your Neighbours Must Really Hate You." (Not actually, but that was the none-too-subtle subtext.)