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/gonk/ 1. To prevaricate or to embellish the truth beyond any reasonable recognition. In German the term is (mythically) "gonken"; in Spanish the verb becomes "gonkar". "You're gonking me. That story you just told me is a bunch of gonk." In German, for example, "Du gonkst mir" (You're pulling my leg).

See also gonkulator.

2. (British) To grab some sleep at an odd time.

Compare gronk out.
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I've loved it ever since my mum saved up enough blue 'divi' stamps for a set of liquor glasses adorned with various gonks. Gonks were MASSIVE in the 60s and 70s, as Humpty from Play School will tell you.
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Knowing the ferocious little chap has a cute name like Henry doesn't put the tiles back on my roof, or make the fact that my hair is permanently whipped into the style of a gonk any more bearable.