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/gonk/ 1. To prevaricate or to embellish the truth beyond any reasonable recognition. In German the term is (mythically) "gonken"; in Spanish the verb becomes "gonkar". "You're gonking me. That story you just told me is a bunch of gonk." In German, for example, "Du gonkst mir" (You're pulling my leg).

See also gonkulator.

2. (British) To grab some sleep at an odd time.

Compare gronk out.
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Gonks were MASSIVE in the 60s and 70s, as Humpty from Play School will tell you.
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Plus we were one of the first generations of pupils allowed to take calculators into the examination hall, along with protractors, slide rules, and a lucky gonk.
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