How long before a losing luvvy
claims: "I won one but refused to have it delivered as I didn't want the Globe crossing a picket line"?
Were they always such an obvious luvvy
pals communal backslap?
Michael Caine is, as always, faultless as a lying, scheming and very luvvy
actor in this hilarious British farce.
Now the Lad Jack could be investigated by the Scottish Parliament's standards watchdog, but, outwith the luvvy
community, or the plonker who called me a 'w***' after criticising the arts world for their pathetic bleating about money, would anyone really care?
Of course, it's always been formulaic because every week for almost 50 years a Worthy, a Luvvy
, a Ratty or a Sporty has passed through the hallowed studio portal to receive the sort of embarrassingly gushing tributes usually reserved for funerals.
LIZ Hurley had a chat show host grovelling at her feet but it wasn't over her acting ability.
Simply to cause a great swathe of the viewing public to mutter a single fervent prayer under its collective breath each week as it's about to start: please let it be a Luvvy
, or a Ratty, or even a Sporty, but not a Worthy.
MATCH: Anna saw the funny side of Elton's court antics despite losing