I'll have a nibble on a crocodile's nadger
- just as long as it's not an elephant's."
She said later: "I haven't split from him - he's left me." Carling - who wants custody of their labrador Nadger
- has phoned her several times since the split.
Ali's friend said: "He is being an unbelievable pig over Nadger
. Henry adores the dog.
And Carling was even demanding "custody" of their pet Labrador Nadger
Could anything possibly scream Brexit more than four retired HYLAND TV blokes from Wales repeatedly bashing their own nadgers
with blunt metal instruments for no apparent reason?
The characters they play include the very camp Julian and Sandy (at a time when homosexuality was illegal), Dame Celia Molestrangler, J Peasemold Gruntfuttock (an elderly gentleman with an unhealthy passion for Judith Chalmers), parodies of Eamonn Andrews (Seamus Android), and folk singer Rambling Sid Rumpo, whose variations of ancient village folks songs include Green Grow My Nadgers
Oh, as well as many others packed with double entendres.
He revels in his characters, on set or on stage, despite admitting to feeling like he's received a boot in the nadgers
every night before stepping out to a live audience.
Since trapping his nadgers
in 2008, they'd ballooned to space-hopper size which he could conceal only by: "Wearing a huge hoodie upside down instead of trousers."
I think it will be a while yet, though, before Gail returns Tommy's nadgers
The real Best Midlands this week comes from the excellent Einstellung whose Sleep Easy Mr Parker really is the badger's nadgers
. It's a single, but at 28 minutes long, it's unlikely to be heard on the Chris Moyles show.
Instead of hanging around pubs and bookies or lying on the sofa scratching their nadgers
while gazing at This Morning, these enterprising lads have decided to become trainee freelance housing officers.