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plonk

Brit, Austral, and NZ informal alcoholic drink, usually wine, esp of inferior quality

plonk

(networking, abuse)
(Possibly influenced by British slang "plonk" for cheap booze, or "plonker" for someone behaving stupidly; usually written "*plonk*") The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file. While this term originated in the Usenet newsgroup news:talk.bizarre, by 1994 it was widespread on Usenet and mailing lists as a form of public ridicule.

Another theory is that it is an acronym for "Person with Little Or No Knowledge".
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Around 60% of those lotions, potions and paints are absorbed into your body and can build up in your tissues (ugh), so there's little point putting expensive organic food into your mouth if you're still plonking a load of man-made chemicals onto your skin.
She had just arrived from Dubai, and tried to sneak her pet chameleon into the country by plonking it on top of her hat.
Plonking the book onto the counter, the attendant looked me up and down before asking: "You don't actually LIKE Matt Dawson, do you?