To quote James Bovard: "Voting is a process that consecrates the government's control of the people." If the choice is between a douche and a turd
, (moreover if you do not consent to ever-increasing levels of government control, regardless of whether the person wielding that control would be a douche or a turd
or Steve Jobs or Mother Teresa), then not voting, or voting for a third-party candidate, is the best way for libertarians to make their voices heard.
But it has been reported that as the deal was being thrashed out, Foreign Secretary Johnson said defending it would be like "trying to polish a turd
Yes, most gun geeks already know that this one is an absolute ballistic turd
compared even to venerable fossils like the .45-70.
If you doubt this, consider when you last heard someone say into a cell phone: "Yes, I am a worthless turd
, and if I screw up again, please hasten to fire me." What the person is saying, instead, is invariably, "God damn it, Craig, I told you we need that order by Thursday and no later," or something very similar.
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don't look a gift horse in the eye." It brings to mind that other truism: "You can't polish a turd
It's shiterature, plain and simple, and will keep you occupied for a turd
Don't let the bed bugs bite!" to her two daughters as the beasties slither through the open window, or a teenager taking a bubble bath, oblivious to the slug swimming through the froth like some demonic turd
Once the Holy Father had the concept of the ''Turd
World'' explained to him by Vatican interpreters skilled in the Dublin dialect, the conversation then moved on to the subject of the ''peace process''.
In a schoolchild-style scrawl he also told her that he was 'crazy' for her, and signed off under his pet name Turd
Yeah, no turd
. I'm looking out my back door at it right now.
The effect was like gilding a turd
. Up close there's no escaping the smell.