The winner will be that person, whose
sideburns resembled those of Oliver Hazard Perry, who defeated British forces in September 1813.
Wiggy's performance in the Tour of Italy is less important than the status of his
sideburns. Further bulletins will be issued by SidiesWatch when necessary.
HAIRY The huge
sideburns were Peter's trademark on the Onedin Line
By the way, top of the bill at the Fiesta that night was Englebert Humperdinck, who had
sideburns like a privet hedge.
TOUR de France winner, Olympic champion,
sideburn style icon could Bradley Wiggins's year get any better?
Spectators of all ages donned Team Sky kits and even drew
sideburns on in tribute to Wiggins, the first British winner of the Tour de France.
Thirty-two-year-old Wiggins has single-handedly resurrected mutton chop
sideburns from the face of Noddy Holder and put them back on the winner's podium where they belong.
His wings may only be as long as the Olympic champions' famous
sideburns, but the little cutie's sure to prove an enormous star.
It's difficult to identify the strange guy inhaling smoke through his nostrils, but if you look closely a few distinct features are just about recognisable under the short, dark wig and
sideburns.
Summary: Wearing their finest tweeds, stroking their
sideburns and filling the air with pipe smoke, competitors and spectators gathered for The Chap Olympiad, an annual celebration of the classic English gentleman.
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